so i’ll read forever
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so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
survivors-of-the-mishapocalypse:
So, the Supernatural stars have agreed to seasons 9 and 10. Those will probably be the last seasons.
Starting to watch this show was like making a deal with a demon, and now, we have 10 seasons which will probably also be 10 years. Our time is near its end, guys.
We knew what we were getting into, so there’s no going back.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
“why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
but a very cute trashcan
make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
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And just like that he picked her up and dusted her off. Without even trying. That’s how their love was. When she was at her worst, he saw her at her best.
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