squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal Slam me in my tender butthole I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
survivors-of-the-mishapocalypse: So, the Supernatural stars have agreed to seasons 9 and 10. Those will probably be the last seasons. Starting to watch this show was like making a deal with a demon, and now, we have 10 seasons which will probably also be 10 years. Our time is near its end, guys. We knew what we were getting into, so there’s no going back.
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
gothicwoadie: “why are you wearing a hoodie it’s 90 degrees out” umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf
theywillliveagaininfreedom: hamburgay: “beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan but a very cute trashcan make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
And just like that he picked her up and dusted her off. Without even trying....– M.M. (via theriverjordyn)
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter...
tattoos-andrisque-dreams: fucking stop. what the hell just happened to life.
thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays: thearchangeltrickster: heavenandhellcastiel: thethismanyboyfriendsclub: the barista at Starbucks just told me to enjoy my illusion of free will did he look like this coffeeshop au michael just hangs around making comments at the humans and lucifer spits in the drinks re-reblogging because yes
egberts: i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Reblog if you’re a bitter, sarcastic asshole who...
casteilnovak: consultingsuperhusbands: ...
goodluck-beccasdq: lindseyintheskywithdiamonds: thats-blaine: The Hunger Games: Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence. Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken. Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
superwhomestuckavenglordlockian: timeywimeymetalbender: clrew: TUMBLR’S GETTING A NEW CHAT SYSTEM FOR CHAT IN REAL TIME http://babblr.me/ SIGN UP BEFORE MAY 7TH AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO GET BABBLR FOR FREE REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS Reblogging cause I want as many of my followers as possible to join me in this! GUYS GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT
THE MOON MOON MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW.
wholocked-thehobbitout: It started with this: and ended up with this: the end.
shitsponge: thefeltonfreak: realityisahumaninvention: unclefather: nottoointeresting: thelaughingmango: unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead too soon How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. WHAT A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?” The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer” what’s worse than biting into an...
noblerhombus: camuizuuki: brokeback-purgatory: I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires. SOMEBODY MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT the best part is that he would fucking love it
Speak if you have words stronger than silence, or keep your silence– Euripides (via room42)
ruraljackdaw: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused #perfect symbolism for my country